Too Straight…Try This Instead

by Zimm on January 14, 2010

As I wondered around looking at some of the new geeky stuff that is coming out, I realized that there are some things that are just too straight for you to justify.  One of those is the Star Wars Saber Practice Bokken.  Seriously, it is a tad to violent, and the only people really swinging and practicing with these are some testosterone overloaded straight friend of yours.  He will go all berserk and attack you.  Sadly, I was one of the thousands of gay guys who would follow that pattern, but I never liked it when someone else did it to me. 

Instead, if you are having a Star Wars geek moment, go for the Darth Vader apron.  If you can ignore the fact that they have a female wearing, wearing it while cooking for your boyfriend (or friend for the moment) could lead into a rather enjoyable sense of play.

So, to sum it up:  Practice Saber – Too Hetero.  Apron – Great for a Date.  (sorry, couldn’t resist the rhymes.)

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